I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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