So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
You can't motorboat a personality
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
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These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
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How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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