Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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