my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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