I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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