pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Randomize
