Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
