I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Randomize
