It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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