Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
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I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
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Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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