i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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