oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
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Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
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I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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