I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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