I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Drunk is a universal language darling
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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