East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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