I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
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Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
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You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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