He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
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I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
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No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
i now understand why vodka
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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