I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
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I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
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Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
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