In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
Randomize
