this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
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His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
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I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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