It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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