if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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