Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
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