Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Randomize
