Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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