..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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