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• (650): View more from California

  Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.

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• (631): View more from New York

  AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience

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• (951): View more from California

  omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited

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  dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?

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