Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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