dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
Randomize
