im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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