Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
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Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
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If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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