i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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