I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
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I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
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All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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