wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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