Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
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he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
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One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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