So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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