It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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