i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
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It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
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got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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