i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I'm just crazy horny about you
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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