Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Floor bacon is actually really good
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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