she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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