alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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