Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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