i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
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Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
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I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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