Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
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I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
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she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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