I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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