Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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