Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
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