careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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