Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
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He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
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He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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