just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Randomize
