Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
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