I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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