drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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