Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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