It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
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That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
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Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
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He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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